Party Tips

It’s Fall — 1) Fall into the Psychedelic Experience:

2) Don’t wear a halloween costume that has paint or shit all over it. This is a common theme, but you will fuck up your sheets. You don’t want to get home tipsy and then have to clean a bunch of sheets.

Also In light of Halloween – we just want to point out the following from the Karate Kid. Daniel Russo shows up as the new kid in town. He hits on Johnny’s girlfriend shamelessly, then wonders why Johnny wants to beat his ass. During the Halloween party, Daniel Son ruins Johnny’s good time by spaying him with water and ruining his weed. Not cool.

3) Vote – but not for the party with the Groper in Chief.

4) Since it’s fall – you should enjoy all of the following: